From the desk of Commissioner
Feb 1, 2010
After the deals of January comes the long ice age of February. Following the four deals of this sim are these free agent signings:
Stockholm had big signing of LF Robert McCree to a 5 year deal worth $13.25MM.
Marietta had a smaller deal signing SP Steven Page to a 2 year deal worth $7.4MM.
Keep that hot stove league steaming! Next sim is Wednesday by Mack. He’ll take us to mid-February!
From the desk of New York Knights
Feb 1, 2010
Pittsburgh and New York swapped a few draft picks today, with the Pisces sending A SS Ethan Laing and their 2008 5th round pick and 2009 1st round picks to the Knights in exchange for New York’s first and second round picks in the 2008 draft.
From the desk of Gainesville Purple Porpoises
Feb 1, 2010
A sex tape of Cary Buteau was unleshed on the internet today. The strange thing is the girl did not seem real. When Buteau’s agent was approached by the situation his only comment was, “Everyone has had silicon at one point in time.”
The sex tape which shows a 4 1/2 inch long Buteau is with the brand new $7,000 sex doll as discussed on CNN.com ( http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html?hpt=T2 ) Bad timing considering the Purple Porpoises were shopping him around earlier today. Looks like his value has take a drastic hit, but his “4 inch + bat” is not getting any hits at all.
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