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Sex Tape Uncovered

A sex tape of Cary Buteau was unleshed on the internet today. The strange thing is the girl did not seem real. When Buteau’s agent was approached by the situation his only comment was, “Everyone has had silicon at one point in time.”

The sex tape which shows a 4 1/2 inch long Buteau is with the brand new $7,000 sex doll as discussed on CNN.com ( http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html?hpt=T2 ) Bad timing considering the Purple Porpoises were shopping him around earlier today. Looks like his value has take a drastic hit, but his “4 inch + bat” is not getting any hits at all.

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League date: April 06, 2008

Sim Schedule:
  • 3/8 - M - Mack - Sim to April 26
  • 3/10 - W - Nate - Sim to May 1
    (draft class revealed, free agent compensation ends)
  • 3/12 - F - Mack - Sim to May 6
  • 3/15 - M - Nate - Sim to May 11
  • 3/17 - W - Mack - Sim to May 16
  • 3/19 - F - Nate - Sim to May 21
  • 3/22 - M - Mack - Sim to May 26
  • 3/24 - W - Nate - Sim to May 31
  • 3/26 - F - Mack - Sim to June 5
  • 3/29 - M - Nate - Sim to June 10
  • 3/31 - W - Nate - Sim to June 15, eve of amateur draft
  • 4/2 - F - Mack - Amateur draft; sim to June 20
  • 4/5 - M - Nate - Sim to June 25

OEL standings

Platonic League
WLPCTGB
Miami Masters of Their Domain401.000-
Stockholm Sluggers401.000-
Pittsburgh Pisces31.7501.0
Ramapough Mountain Indians13.2503.0
Cairo Leveemen04.0004.0
Maryland Poedamnedmonium04.0004.0

Socratic League
WLPCTGB
New York Knights401.000-
Gainesville Purple Porpoises31.7501.0
Jersey City Skeeters22.5002.0
Brooklyn Bombers13.2503.0
Marietta Mammoths13.2503.0
Seattle Pilots13.2503.0

NOTE: Standings are pulled from league pages and may not always be current

 

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