Under new organizational ownership, the Sylva Black Bears have up and moved to the rural yet incestuous hills of northern New Jersey, setting up shop as the Ramapough Mountain Indians. The new ownership group will stress a “hybrid approach of intelligent scouting and statistical analysis, plus rampant inbreeding” as the keys to success in the OEL now and in the future.

Ramapaugh Mountain’s farm clubs have likewise relocated and can now be found in the following sprawling locales (and will be known as):

(AAA) Manson Craters
(AA) San Angeles Celestial Teapots
(A) Daytona Dark Matter
(A-) Niagara Noodly Appendages
(R) Flagstaff Flagellum